Oops! I Did It Again.

Oops! I Did It Again.

“JT, will you call our lovely seaborne client Brittany Ferries, please? I have an idea.”

“Hit Me Baby,” he said (he didn’t but you will soon get my drift).

“Britney is headlining Brighton Pride this year,” I said excitedly “Can you ask them if they will do a Brittany float in the shape of a ferry and fill it with people dressed as Britney through the ages, singing Britney songs, it’ll be amazing.”


And that was the end of that.

Brighton Pride went of with a bang again (the start of many no doubt), and Designate HQ was dressed to the nines with a bigger, more prominent erection than normal.

This year, the scaffold tower (thanks Onca for helping on this one again) was double height with a Big Fat Bass and the 1BTN DJs played a terrific 8 hours non-stop. We would have kept going, but Tik Tik Boom, the fun police came round and shut us down.

They were in a bit of a Toxic mood to be honest. We did everything to try to Break the Ice, but the fun police exist, and I guess they have to let us know when to draw the line. If Aliens had landed they would have been more welcome.

(You Drive Me) Crazy Brighton. You are a split personality at times. You want to be the fun city, but still feel the need to stop it. Baby One More Time, the DJ pleaded, but to be honest he could hardly see his needles by then anyway. We had to Kill the Lights.

So Brighton you are (Drop Dead) Beautiful, a bit of a Circus, Clumsy and Criminal at time but we would move Heaven On Earth for you. We still love you to pieces and we will be with you and a part of you Till The World Ends. Yes, most of us still have Body Ache this morning, and I can see on the balcony a few houses down from me some Boys are still going.

Don’t Hold it Against Me, we just don’t want to be a Passenger in the presence of Pride. I know we are on your Radar, but it isn’t Trouble For Me, we will come back Stronger next year. It doesn’t need to be a Private Show, we, like Pride want to include everyone. Do You Wanna Come Over?

In the meantime I will Get Back to Work, Bitch.





  • August 6, 2018

    Toby B

    brilliant party- I’m in awe that your brain works so well on the Monday after! Respect for that and for putting on another top do X

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